Vehicular Madness

The sun rises on part of the fleet

So, you're making gingersnaps but we're out of butter. Dammit. Gotta get to Kyle's Market and pick up some butter, because lawd knows we're not waiting one extra minute for cookies hot out of the oven. In fact, around here, this pretty much constitutes an emergency. Let's go!

Inclement weather? We have a sled and a sleigh; all you have to do is hitch up a horse. Of course, if you want to be lazy about it, the 4wd Subaru or hideous turquoise truck will also do in a pinch. You just pick your pleasure. Feel like imbibing in the sort of luxury only a beige 1999 Chevrolet sedan can afford? Kar 1 and Kar 2 eagerly await. You don't even have to learn how to tell them apart. Or maybe you want to take the whole fandamily, in which case you can take either the van or the 17 bikes, along with one or both of our bike trailers attached. Or the motorcycle. Or the forecart. We just want you to have options. Or the hay wagon. Or a stroller! Or if time is not an issue, the riding mower would give you a one-of-a-kind scenic sort of adventure, THE STRAIGHT STORY style. You can even hook a kid on a sled to the back. It's not like we haven't done it before.