Measuring in FEET, not inches

Hey everybody! I'm recently back from a rather remarkable weekend at the farm, and I just had to post. Jay and I celebrated our 10 year (!!) wedding anniversary on Friday, and thought it would be fun to prowl Eau Claire (the closest "city" to the farm) for a nice dinner, then head to the farm for the weekend. Okay, it was snowing some when we started our drive out, but the forecast was for 3 - 5 inches, which is a blizzard by Portland standards, but really nothing much to worry about out here, with the abundance of plows (regular civilians just stick plows right on the fronts of their trucks). So we went to see The Life Aquatic (disappointing film, I must say) and then to a lovely Italian dinner with lots of Pinot Noir and creme brulee for dessert. By the time we got out to our truck, we could see we would be in for a challenge. I have never been more thankful for our ugly turquoise 4X4 truck at that moment, though it would prove to be our undoing later in the weekend. It was a loooong drive back to the farm, with near white-out conditions, but it was very cozy in Ugly Turquoise, and sort of romantic, to be honest. We finally made it to the farm and by the time we woke up the next morning we had at LEAST a foot of snow. It was exquisite. I've never been around so much snow without being on a legitimate mountain.

We've got a new contingent of birds out and about now that I have the suet cake up: a boisterous flock of bluejays, that, though a different type than the ones in Portland, stir up good memories; a couple of badass chickadees that challenge the other birds and sit on the nearest branches singing to me when I change out the suet; and some awesome woodpeckers with red heads (Woody prototypes?) and white speckled backs. I have to say I've never been more entertained by birds in my life. I think these think they hit the jackpot, with the lady who overfeeds all of her animals (fat Flannery, fat Gus, fat Colby, even fat Mistie!) replacing their suet cakes every few days.

The other cool thing was that the snow either brought more deer out, or just made them more visible against the backdrop of the land. They were everywhere, and in the morning, we'd see their hoofprints in our own footprints - it was fun to see the maze of trails we made - the little highway from the house to the barn, the smaller backroads up to the woods and out to the ridge, and the snaky-looking game trails, which were everywhere.The horses took it all in stride. Sometimes I forget that they're outdoor animals, and thus pretty much set up for this kind of thing. I did have to shave off their long whiskers to get rid of the ice beads that drive them crazy shaking their heads and licking, but other than that, they seemed to enjoy it, plowing around and rolling in it and having a jolly time. I have to insert one more shout out for the mukluks here. Those things are absolutely the most brilliant footwear EVER: warmth, protection and traction in thigh-high drifts and comfort to rival slippers. Truly the best. They've completely changed my attitude about the cold! I'm getting a little funny about taking them off when we're out there. They're just that good.

So that was glorious Saturday. Then came Sunday, when Ugly Turquoise didn't start and we had to get the "local color" out to tow us. The "local color" consisted of a guy in a wheelchair named Aaron, his typical-Wisconsin-Nordic-silent-guy assistant, and ... their chihuahua, Taco. These guys were out several times on Sunday because well, I won't sugar-coat it: they got their tow truck stuck in our driveway. What I say is "when in doubt, and there's a foot of snow on the ground in rural Wisconsin, bring the four-wheel drive tow truck!!!" Needless to say, we missed work on Monday, which is not altogether a bad thing. The only experience I could have done without was falling down the stairs at the farm early monday morning (wearing only a pair of fluffy socks and a sweatshirt - my clean undies were in the suitcase downstairs). You know I think of you all as family when I relate to you this catastrophe warts and all, in its entire humiliating splendor. Yes, I tumbled down a flight of stairs on my rear end, Foghorn Leghorn-style, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, naked from the waist down. Don't picture it. You can imagine what my butt looks like right now, but don't. I'm pleased to report that I'm still reasonably mobile (ask me again after the ibuprofin wears off), and am looking forward to my power-chiropractor visit tomorrow. I'm also pleased to report that the pint glass full of water that I was carrying shattered at the TOP of the stairs and not where I landed at the bottom of the stairs.

After that fiasco, Jay called our new friends at the towing place with renewed urgency in his voice, they said they'd be right there, and two hours later they came with the 4X4 towtruck and sloowly pulled our truck up the hill. Then Jay got to ride, with Taco shivering on his lap, into Colfax. On the upside, he did learn what bars are worth going to around town, and which (like "The Outhouse") are about to "fall down." He also learned that the Colfax fair is good times. All good information, no? Fortunately, the truck's problem was a corroded wire and not the starter, as we had feared. 50 bucks later, we were on our way, our adventure complete (yay, AAA).

So that was that. Also, for posterity, I must relate that two weeks ago I took Colby out for a ride and the Beyrer's giant Belgian (unbelievably huge draft horse) came jetting up over the hill and Colby nearly had a heart attack, wheeling 180 degrees and RUNNING back toward the barn. No brakes. No emergency stop due to ice on the road. No saddle. I'm happy to report that I did get him slowed down eventually while still aboard. Farms are dangerous, people!

We're having Chris' birthday celebration out there this weekend, so check back for more stories this time next week. I'm sure they'll find some new, twisted ways to disturb the neighbors' cattle.

We're also putting in a hand railing on the staircase.

Love to all-

Charis