You're right. I know you've been suspicious for a while now, and I know in my heart I have to tell you ... well ... there's no easy way to say this. I've been cheating on you with some other writing. Look me in the eyes blog! I still love you and care about you! Uh... I can see from what you're doing to the flowers and candy I brought that you're kind of upset. And you have every right to be! I've been so wrong! The screenplay I'm working on may seem more glamorous than you - leggier, sleeker, a bigger show-off perhaps - but also more high maintenance with none of the charming comments or self-indulgent offspring snaps!
I will come back to you, blog. No matter where you go, I will find you. When the time is right, there I'll be, holding my boom box below your bedroom window. Just you wait and see.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Um, Blog?
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3 comments:
Everything you do is art, Char. You are a genius and i hate you just a tiny little bit because of it.
Love,
Corrie
I love how the screenplay has become your excuse for neglecting the blog. When we all know it's really your Facebook status updating compulsion that is consuming most of your time.
I admit, though, cheating on the blog for a bona fide piece of writing sounds so much more noble than for the common habit of Facebooking.
I hope Blog dumps your FB'n fickle bottom! xoxoxoxoxoxox
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